"Launch your errands (or your life) into orbit with this eco-friendly natural cotton tote bag featuring a space-bound raccoon lamenting, 'Houston, I have so many problems.' Because honestly, same.
This tote is perfect for hauling your coffee, snacks, or emotional baggage—all while making everyone in the room jealous of your impeccable taste in quirky, one-of-a-kind designs. Whether you're sparking giggles at the office, nailing the perfect birthday gift, or becoming the reigning champion of white elephant exchanges, this bag screams, 'I'm hilarious, fabulous, and saving the planet. You're welcome.'
Carry it, flaunt it, love it. Because basic bags are for basic people, and that's definitely not you."
Crafted from the softest cotton blend known to mankind (because, let's face it, adulting is hard enough without uncomfortable clothes), this tee is your ticket to comfort and style all rolled into one. Plus, with its vintage flair, you'll channel some serious retro vibes while navigating the mean streets of grown-up life.
But let's talk about the real stars of the show – those mischievous raccoons. Scaling the rusty remnants of a bygone era, they embody the spirit of resilience in the face of adversity. Because let's be real, sometimes you've got to laugh to keep from crying in this crazy "hood" we call adulthood.
So why wallow in the woes of grown-up life when you could be rocking this tee and embracing the chaos with a smirk? Grab yours today and join the raccoon crew as they conquer the concrete jungle of adulthood, one dumpster dive at a time! 🦝🚗
| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 16.00 |
| Handle length, in | 20.00 |