Commit Tax Crimes They can't catch us all Capybara Self Care unisex T-shirt

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Get ready to add a dash of mischief to your wardrobe with our vintage tee that boldly declares, "Commit tax fraud, they can't catch us all." And who better to lead the charge than a seriously dapper capybara sporting a detective fedora? 🕵️‍♂️

Let's face it: taxes can feel like a maze designed to baffle even the sharpest minds. But why stress when you can jest? Our tee is the perfect blend of humor and rebellion, reminding you that sometimes it's okay to bend the rules – just a little.

Crafted from the softest cotton blend on this side of the IRS (because comfort is key, even when you're plotting shenanigans), our vintage tee promises all-day wearability without sacrificing style. Plus, with its retro flair, you'll serve up looks as sharp as a tax auditor's pencil.

But let's not forget our furry little mastermind, the capybara detective. With a steely gaze and a fedora to match, this rodent is ready to lead the charge in our quest for tax evasion – or at least provide a chuckle or two along the way.

So why play by the rules when you could be rocking this tee and living life on the edge (of your tax bracket)? Grab yours today, and let's keep the IRS guessing – one cheeky grin at a time! 🕵️‍♂️

Features: High-quality, soft cotton Available in a variety of colors and sizes Perfect for everyday wear Great gift for anyone who is looking to live a more authentic life 

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Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40